Monday, February 28, 2005

...after a week of nothing, something of substance...

…and we’re back!

Sorry about that week of lethargy on my part as far as posting.

Corey’s benefit went well. He raised $3,232 for his medical expenses. He also received news from his doctor, and announced it at the benefit: he has beaten cancer. Apparently, he doesn’t need chemo or anything else like that. This is quite possibly the best news ever.

Some of you may have noticed the trend of forum boards in recent months: Scott’s “Bug Juice” forum; my “KOQ Satire” forum; T-Bob’s “Evil Questions” forum; and others. Well, all of those forums have been condensed and amalgamated (that means merged as one, for you simple folk) into one, huge, “mega” forum. You can visit it here:
  • The Bug Juice Mega-Forum


  • Apparently, I sing like a tone-deaf greyhound, and I don’t know how to dress myself. I had no idea. But then again, I consider where (and especially who) that’s coming from, and I dismiss it as I would the opinions of a parrot on the subject of quantum physics (although, I give more credit to the parrot in terms of intelligence and social graces)…

    @Nix: Odd times persist for you, and in a very “Twilight Zone”-ish fashion. Perhaps I can bring a laugh to your day…
  • Click HERE, Nix.


  • Posch’s party was cool, for the time that we stayed. Heather was still under the weather, so we cut out because she wasn’t feeling well. It was nice to see Chuck, Posch, Katie, Kristin, Jason, Amber, Andrea, and Nix.

    Speaking of Amber, I wish her luck in her upcoming surgery. I know everything will go well, but I’m pulling for her anyway.

    Wednesday I go to watch ‘Smallville’ at Joe Behrens’ new place. From the blueprint he showed me, it looks to be very nice…

    Lissan’s blog is very nearly damn indecipherable (see this past Sunday’s entry). Trust me, you may want to go read it while packing Excedrin, Advil, or some other aspirin or non-aspirin pain-reliever handy.
  • Lissan's Blog


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    Quilled Tunes: “Break Stuff” – Limp Bizkit

    Quote of the Blog: “Do not trust all men, but trust men of worth; the former course is silly, the latter a mark of prudence.” - Democritus

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    Word of the Blog: desultory

    desultory • \DEH-sul-tor-ee\ • adjective

    *1 : marked by lack of definite plan, regularity, or purpose
    2 : not connected with the main subject
    3 : disappointing in progress, performance, or quality

    Example sentence:
    Sometimes, Quill’s quotes in his blog seem desultory in nature, and one must really think hard to grasp the TRUE connection to the day’s entries.

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    And now, some TRUTH for thought:

  • Supreme Court Refuses to Reconsider Abortion Rights Decision

  • Halliburton Wins in Iraq with $9.6 Billion & More

  • A Day in the Life of the Homeless in America
  • Sunday, February 27, 2005

    Quilled Scripts - Sunday Edition - Feb. 27th, 2005

    Sorry about the lack of updates, guys. Here's what's going on:

    Corey's benefit was last night. Most everyone was there. It was announced the Corey has officially beaten testicular cancer; congratulations to Corey!

    I was told Friday morning by my boss that they're getting ready to give me a lot more to do around the office jobs-wise. Which means more pay is forthcoming. That is the best news! :)

    And finally, there's a new Bug Juice forum up, The Bug Juice Mega-Forum. Basically, the KOQ, Evil Questions, and other Bug Juice forum is being amalgamated there. I will have more on this in tomorrow's blog, but for now, enjoy.

    My lovely wife, Heather, has joined the blogging world. Welcome, baby!

    Quilled Tunes: "My Sacrafice" - Creed

    Wednesday, February 23, 2005

    ...Tonight: Bitter The Clown's Happy Fun-Time Show...

    Happy Wednesday, everyone!

    Not much is happening, which is why there is a lack of updates lately. Heather’s sick right now, and I’m taking care of her as best I can.

    I want to take this moment to pimp my good friend Bitter The Clown’s Happy Fun-Time Show. It is on tonight from 8 to 10 pm, CST. You can stream it from online and listen here:
  • Bitter The Clown’s Happy Fun-Time Show


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    Quilled Tunes: “Last” – Gravity Kills

    Quote of the Blog: “I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.” – Bill Cosby

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    Word of the Blog: soigné

    soigné • \swahn-YAY\ • adjective
    *1 : dressed with great care and elegance : well-groomed, sleek
    2 : elegantly maintained or designed

    Example sentence:
    Wearing a fetching evening gown, Alyssa looked soigné and sophisticated and ready for a night on the town.

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    And now, can you handle the TRUTH?:

  • Of, by, and for Big Business

  • Privatizing Social Security: Whose Idea Was It?

  • Army Having Trouble Meeting Goals in Recruiting

  • Swift Boat Vets to Attack A.A.R.P.
  • Monday, February 21, 2005

    ...Bitter The Clown's Happy Fun-Time Show; weekend recap...

    I would like to take this time to promote my good friend Bitter The Clown’s Happy Fun-Time Show! Listen! Much fun will be had! I’m The Quilled One, and I approve this message.

    Wednesdays @ 8:00 PM – 10:00 PM Central Standard Time. You can find it here and stream it from the internet:
  • The Growl: Bitter The Clown’s Happy Fun-Time Show


  • This weekend was excellent! Recap (REMIX!!!):

    Friday: Had a great day at work, got home, ate some dinner (leftover lasagna, YUM), and then went to a Wohlwend Elementary Trivia Night at Andre’s banquet center. Despite the crazy woman sitting next to Heather, everything was great there. Heather’s parents are always fun to hang with (whoa, never thought I’d say that about parents), as is Becky, Michelle, and the Blocks. Next time, I’m bringing MY parents, because then we’d probably WIN at trivia night. I know for a SOLID FACT that my mom and dad can take anyone else at trivia games. That goes for everyone I know (sorry Hizzy; while you’re the ‘hardcore’ queen of trivia, my mom is supreme being and GOD).

    Saturday: We deep cleaned the entire apartment, and got most of the computer room cleaned and sorted. Then, we had the party. It was awesome! We played this game that Amber has called “Pervert”, for which I won an extra point for doing something special. Scuba did it too, but that was only after I did it and it didn’t count. (Sorry, Scuba.) There was drinking, gaming, laughing, and generally a really good time. I’m glad everyone could make it!

    Sunday: I worked out with Ben. I was a really moderate workout; not the “kill myself completely” workouts that I’m accustomed to, but I didn’t want to kill Michelle’s husband. Ben did really well though; he went until he couldn’t lift anymore. I’m sore today, so I can only imagine how HE feels right now. Then, we watched Rocky 4, and went to Ted Drewes for ice cream. After that, Heather and I did laundry, got some sandwiches and salad for dinner, watched some movies, read together, and had some “us” time. I LOVE “us” time.

    @Heather: Sunday was great, babe. I love you.

    In other news, Joe is moving in a week to his new place with Angel; Scarlet Whore is back in action with a full band again; Nix got to submit his shorts to Troma.

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    Quilled Tunes: “Personal Jesus” – Lollipop Lust Kill

    Quote of the Blog: “Men kick friendship around like a football, but it doesn't seem to crack. Women treat it like glass and it goes to pieces.” – Anne Morrow Lindbergh

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    Word of the Blog: tendentious

    tendentious • \ten-DEN-shus\ • adjective
    : marked by a tendency in favor of a particular point of view : biased

    Example sentence:
    I always suspected I was getting a highly tendentious version of the town's notorious family feud from my mother, who worked for one of the families for many years.

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    Joke of the Blog:

    A lady walks into a drug store and tells the pharmacist she needs some cyanide. The pharmacist said, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"

    The lady then explained she needed it to poison her husband.

    The pharmacist's eyes got big and he said, "Lord have mercy, I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband! That's against the law! I'll lose my license, they'll throw both of us in jail and all kinds of bad things will happen! Absolutely not, you can NOT have any cyanide!"

    Then the lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife. The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "Well now, you didn't tell me you had a prescription."

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    And now, can you handle the TRUTH?:

  • FYI: Experts See Military Draft as Inevitable

  • The Question Will Not Be Asked

  • Social Security: Bush Plan Is Riskiest for Poor

  • When The Real News Debunks Fake News

  • Homeland Security Leaves Major Ports Poorly Defended
  • Friday, February 18, 2005

    ...Cadence; conservative spin zones; fan mail; scapegoat syndrome...

    (NOTE: This blog is very link-heavy. Several paragraphs have links in them, so you might want to move your cursor over them; make it a game, it'll be fun.)

    It’s Friday, and I have several things to discuss.

    Matt's band, Cadence (pronounced kay-dence), WON the Mehlville battle of the bands, Panther-palooza, last night! They were definitely the best band up there, IMHO; and on top of all of it, they weren't adequately prepared, either (i.e. no real practice before they had to perform). They also had to deal with technical difficulties, so they only got to play three songs. However, those songs rocked! Way to go Caydence, and way to go Matt!!

    Next, about this “Jeff Gannon” issue. For those of you that don’t know, there was a guy going by this name in the White House pressroom. This man had NO journalism experience and a made-up identity. He works for a conservative publication with a VERY conservative agenda, and would report on White House related news with HEAVY spin on it. Bloggers, much like what I do here, ousted this guy, and he "mysteriously" goes on retreat. (That's right; run away, journalistic pretender...)

    Now, this man got past White House security EVERY DAY. He was reporting news with tons of conservative spin on it, and was called on several times by Bush himself to ask questions. Sound fishy? You bet your sweet ass it does. So much for the so-called liberal media; sounds right-wing to ME. All these conservatives spewing off about a “liberal conspiracy” in the media, and they are just as bad with people like “Gannon” and Bill O’Reilly. Are we to believe that White House intel honestly had this guy pull the wool over their eyes and put biased, right-wing spin on the news? That “Gannon”, a man with no true background in reporting at all, was able to infiltrate that pressroom without someone turning a blind eye to it? I don’t think so. Just something for you all to chew on…

    QUIL Breaking News:
    It seems this ‘blog has actual fans. Yes, you heard that right. Check it:

    Hi Steve,

    I found your site and I think your writing on the Blog is pretty
    good. Especially your stuff on George W. Bush - how did that evil
    bastard get re-elected? ... we will all pay - the rest of our life.

    Anyway, I noticed you are in the St. Louis area and that you listed the dibbukbox.com as a cool site to visit. I actually have the dibbuk box and it is in Northeast Missouri. Maybe someday I can let you have a look at it. It is real and bizarre. I really don't know how Sam Raimi (Spiderman, Hercules, Xena, and Evil Dead) found out about it nor why he, wants to make it into a movie - but if it will help tell the true story I guess it's okay. It will be like no horror story ever told before. First they have to get the screenplay written. Anyway, keep up the good writing. My Great Aunt lives on ______ off of ______.

    Regards,
    Jason

    @Jason H.: As I said in my reply email, thanks for the kind words and the support for my little ranting space. I do hope I can keep it interesting and fresh. I would love the chance to see the dibbuk box…mad props to you, brother.

    In other news, it seems that someone is trying to mess with Lissan and Jay Winkleman’s relationship…and trying to frame ME for doing it. Supposedly, this person has been calling and contacting Lissan’s brother, Vin, and feeding him all kinds of information about Jay’s shady past, his marriage, and the whole thing of what he did to Francesca. Whoever is doing it, as the story goes, is claiming to be me. Naturally, Vin tells Lissan that it’s me telling him this stuff, etcetera, etcetera, etcetera.

    It’s bad enough that I’m a scapegoat in my own circle of friendships – now, I’m being the scapegoat in a situation that I’m not even a part of. The bitch of it is that it’s oh-so-easy to frame me, given my obvious animosity with Jay on his ‘blog and that damned Council Chambers. It doesn’t add up though: because I haven’t talked to Lissan’s brother since her and Erich were together, plus, I know NOTHING about Jay’s marriage. And, the most crucial point of proof – it’s uncharacteristic of me to sneak around about an issue like that. I’m proud of taking the moral highground with things, so I would admit it if I was doing something like that, especially with Jay.

    Question’s latest comic strip is up; and I'm in it. It’s very funny.

    @Nix: I know you’re on the road, bud. Perhaps this (hint, hint) will cheer your spirits… :)

    Congratulations to Nix for his new and improved shorts. Scott, Joe, and Jason did a bang-up job helping him out, and hopefully this plant they’ve revived will bear some fruit. Too bad that fruit would be purchased for a maximum of $200 and then forever owned by Troma, but hey, Nix knows this going in.

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    Quilled Tunes: “Enough” – Gravity Kills

    Quote of the Blog: “We build too many walls and not enough bridges.” – Sir Isaac Newton

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    Word of the Blog: fey

    fey • \FAY\ • adjective
    1 a chiefly Scottish : fated to die : doomed b : marked by a foreboding of death or calamity
    2 a : able to see into the future : visionary b : marked by an otherworldly air or attitude c : crazy, touched
    3 a : excessively refined : precious *b : quaintly unconventional : campy

    Example sentence:
    "Smocked silver jersey skirts came with frills and had a fey allure, as did the silver tennis dress and ruffled black chiffon dress trimmed with satin."

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    And now, time to take your dose of vitamin TRUTH:

  • Negroponte a Controversial Pick for Intelligence Post

  • Bush May Raise Taxes for Social Security

  • In High Gear: The GOP Class War

  • Terrorism, Evil, and Democracy

  • No Defense

  • A Hireling, a Fraud, and a Prostitute

  • CIA: Iraq War Helps Recruit Terrorists

  • The White House Stages Its “Daily Show”
  • Thursday, February 17, 2005

    ...EVERYTHING is going our [Quill & Angel] way...

    Tonight is Mehlville’s “Battle of the Bands”. Matt (Heather’s brother) is going to be playing with his band. They’re kind of a mix of punk and hard rock. Should be fun.

    The weekend is fast approaching, and that means that our weekend “gathering” is coming up. Remember, it’s NOT a “party.” Yeah. At any rate, it will be awesome. Alcohol…pizza…games…fun…etc.

    Not too much to report. Just thought a ‘blog entry was called for today. Just to let you all know I’m alive.

    Things are looking all the way up for me and Heather. We’ve got the best circle of friends we could possibly ask for (especially NOW); we have our health and really good jobs; we’re both insured; our savings are growing, bringing us ever-closer to getting our first house; and overall, EVERYTHING in the past month is going our way! Happy times.

    We now return you to your regularly scheduled web browsing, already in progress…

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    Quilled Tunes: “What Is This” – The Urge

    Quote of the Blog: “The wrongdoer is more unfortunate than the man wronged.” - Democritus

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    Word of the Blog: pastiche

    pastiche \pass-TEESH\ noun
    *1 : a literary, artistic, musical, or architectural work
    that imitates the style of previous work; also : such
    stylistic imitation
    2 a : a musical, literary, or artistic composition made up
    of selections from different works : potpourri b : hodgepodge

    Example sentence;
    When Alfred Tennyson was only 14, he wrote a clever
    pastiche of Elizabethan drama.

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    And now, another round of the TRUTH:

  • Maya Keyes Sets the Record Gay in Interview Exclusive

  • “Jeff Gannon’s” Secret Life

  • Bush Urges Renewal of Patriot Act

  • Iraq, Afghan War Costs May Exceed $300 Billion

  • Bush Renominates 'Extremist Judges'

  • Al Gore, Global Warming, and Moral Leadership
  • Tuesday, February 15, 2005

    ...upcoming weekend; V-Day haul; 'facsimilie'; more Quilled goodness...

    Plans for this weekend are coming along nicely. We’ve invited most everyone, and it should be a really awesome time.

    I have a short list for you all. It is my Valentine’s Day haul. Check it:

    XXX (DVD)
    Out Of Time (DVD)
    Alien vs. Predator (DVD)
    Lucky You cologne

    Hey, I like it…

    @Heather: Thank you for the best Valentine’s Day ever, baby! I love you…

    Hizzy has created a Word of the Blog section on the Metal Hizzy blog. I for one think that’s an awesome idea. Just think: a feature on a web log that has a fairly impressive word, it’s definition, etc. Bravo! Sorry Hizz, HAD to do it. (Hint: Psst! There are hidden surprises in this paragraph.) :)

    No, seriously…Hizz didn’t know, so she’s not an imitator. And besides, it IS a cool idea, something different…

    I’m going to a “Battle of the Bands” on Thursday for Matt’s band (Heather’s brother). It should be pretty cool; they have kind of a punk/rock thing going for them. If any of you are interested, it’s at Mehlville Senior High this Thursday night.

    I’m going to start going back to Growler’s Pub at some point. I have to keep questing for that darn mug that isn’t really worth it. I was worried at first due to who else hangs out there – for all of one millisecond – before I decided that I don’t care. I’ll get my pewter mug and It. Will. Be. Awesome.

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    Quilled Tunes: “Stick ‘Em Up” – Quarashi

    Quote of the Blog: “By three methods we may learn wisdom: First, by reflection, which is noblest; Second, by imitation, which is easiest; and third by experience, which is the bitterest.” – Confucius

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    Word of the Blog: facsimile

    Main Entry: fac·sim·i·le
    Pronunciation: fak-'si-m&-lE
    Function: noun
    Etymology: Latin fac simile make similar
    1 : an exact copy
    2 : a system of transmitting and reproducing graphic matter (as printing or still pictures) by means of signals sent over telephone lines

    Example: Hizzy’s “Word of the Blog” idea is a remarkable facsimile of mine.
    (I’m going to hell for this.) :)

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    And now, another round of the TRUTH:

  • Bush Wants $82 Billion More for Iraq, Afghan Costs

  • Nothing To Fear But Bush Himself

  • After Bush Leaves Office, His Budget's Costs Balloon

  • Bush Administration Loses in Iraqi Elections

  • We Need The Oil, Right? So What’s the Problem?
  • Monday, February 14, 2005

    Happy Valentine's Day

    Happy Valentine’s Day, everyone!

    Heather’s already got several gifts from me, which include three movies, a key chain with her birthstone, a little valentine glass bear, and some candy. Tonight, she gets her two big gifts.

    @Heather: Happy Valentine’s Day to the best wife ever.

    Dan’s comic strip (click HERE) is completely awesome. I’m really enjoying it, and from the ideas I’ve heard from him coming up in the next few strips, it’s going to get even better. If you haven’t checked it out, shame on you. Go check it out. Now. :)

    This coming Saturday, Heather and I are going to have a bunch of people over. It’s going to be BYOB (bring your own beverage), and we’re going to try to get everyone there (sans a few). The game plan is to play games, watch a movie (if everyone wants to do that), or maybe just put on music and talk. We’re not calling it a “party” per say, but in essence that’s what it is. Let’s just call it a “gathering” anyway.

    The savings account is growing. Everything is going according to plan, and if all goes well, as I’m sure it most definitely will, Heather and I will be trading the apartment living for the home owning in 2006!

    As I posted earlier, Corey’s surgery went well and he’s on the road to recovery. We [Heather and I] visited him on Friday night…with the Dimitros.

    Wait a tick…the Dimitros? Yes. Heather and Mandy are friends, and I’m getting tired of carrying more and more animosity with me on my back. It’s a load I don’t like bearing. Plus, Joe did go away to war to fight in freedom’s name, even if the reasons he was sent were less than moral and just.

    As those of you who visited Corey in the hospital know, it is quite a gross surgery they did. He has a large slit going from his sternum to just above his…yeah. He has chemotherapy to look forward to still, so this is just one of many hurdles in this fight for him. I’m just glad he’s okay. Corey and I, we’ve had our differences of opinion at certain times, but he’s always been there for me regardless, and vice versa.

    @Corey: I’m glad you’re still with us, man. You’re my brother, my friend, and my Boner King, and I love ya. That sounds wrong, but fuck it, the bastard is one of my best friends. Don’t look at me…

    And now, to address this Beaver “situation”…

    *EDIT* I'm not dwelling on this issue, contrary to what SOME people are thinking. There have just been some questions and misconceptions about all of this, and I'm clearing the air once and for all. (Sorry Beaver - I don't sweat you and you don't take up my time like that. News flash: You. Are. Not. Important.)

    What I did, I did with good reason. My wife was wrongfully attacked with the one thing, out of all things, that she’s ultimately sensitive towards. It doesn’t matter that it was said in a “private” conversation; it was still said, and it was completely uncalled for and unnecessary to go there. Corey told me because he felt I had a right to know; he was personally offended by it, and anyone who KNOWS Corey, even a little bit, knows that Corey is not the kind of person to tell anyone anything that’s being said. He was being a loyal friend to not only myself, but to Heather, and I gratefully thank him for that. The whole thing about whether Corey was right or wrong in telling me something Beaver told him in private is a completely separate issue; it doesn’t have anything to do with this issue, except by association. It doesn’t effect or change anything, and is a hypothetical defense at the very best.

    Even I, in all of my joking, avoid going places that are oh-so-obviously over the line. Joking is one thing; even making a joke that you didn’t realize was over the line and then having to grovel for forgiveness is understandable, to a point. However, when you resort to low blows and cheap-shots just for the sake of being pissed, that’s a problem; especially when you’re already skating on thin ice for repeated offenses, and then break a promise not to do it again.

    For those who are confused, here’s the deal: I’m not mad or upset that Dan [Beaver] has a problem with me. I’m not even mad that he has a problem with Heather commenting on our arguments on the ‘blogs (I’ll get to that in a second). Here’s what I’m mad about – he went where he shouldn’t have gone in regards to Heather. Heather NEVER did anything to deserve it. I don’t know exactly WHY he went there, but it’s a moot point (i.e. I don’t care; it doesn’t matter). Even if I did know why, it wouldn’t serve to exempt him. (When I acknowledge something as being “wrong” and “out of line”, you HAVE to know it is, because I have a reputation for saying smarmy and insulting things.)

    Yes, everybody vents. But again, when you choose to vent certain things, you must be careful with whom you say it to, and think before you speak. Just because other people get away with saying “wrong” things about others on a daily basis doesn’t mean I’m going to “drop it” in light of that fact. Again, a hypothetical defense at the very best, that doesn’t really change anything.

    I don’t cast aside my friendships easily. To me, my friends are like surrogate family; it’s the main reason that my animosities with Joe D. and Erich have been such an inner struggle for me. I value my friends and my friendships, and ONLY do something like this if I’m stabbed BADLY in the back – and unduly attacking Heather is one of the worst things one could do in regards to me, and most definitely a backstab. She’s my wife, she’s beautiful, and I love her; and I will NOT tolerate that for any reason.

    Am I being unfair? No. Not at all. In fact, I was overly fair, fairer than anyone in LIFE could ever deserve. I had every right to do the honor-defending thing and resort to dishing out a massively violent beating. Make NO mistake; there is only ONE winner in that fight, and it is NOT Beaver. Hell, I didn’t even bitch him out. Both the beating and the bitch-out were no less than he deserved. He got off easy, even now. Instead, I did the mature thing; I cut my losses and said goodbye. I even went so far as to talk calmly and as an adult, on the off chance that he would be genuinely sorry for what he said. No dice.

    If this were an isolated incident, I would STILL be pissed as hell, but I wouldn’t have dropped the friendship so casually. This is the apex of a long series of disrespectful actions and words that just keep happening; a string of otherwise unrelated incidents that all follow the same theme, if you will. And I’ve finally had my fill.

    I’ve been there for Dan in the past. I’ve stood by him when others wouldn’t. I’ve made mistakes and I’ve apologized for them. Oh sure, I picked on him and messed with him a bit, but so did every other person in our group; that’s like singling out one thief out of twenty of them. In light of a nearly decade-long friendship, I feel that, of all things, I deserve just a LITTLE more respect than that, as does Heather.

    So there you have it, the story in its entirety. I am posting about this because there seems to be some question about the “fairness” of my decision to drop the friendship, and I wanted to make my reasoning clear as crystal.

    About the ‘blog arguments; last week, I posted a rather lengthy rant about holding your tongue versus speaking your true thoughts. This kind of goes along with that, and it’s related to the Beaver thing…

    It’s very true that I posted in my ‘blog that certain arguments should remain between two people, and I firmly believe that. However, I can’t control what other people do. Just a side note, I have gotten pissed at Heather for posting things on ‘blogs before, including mine, that put her in the midst of my arguments. I don’t generally like having my battles fought for me. Beaver’s main problem with Heather seems to be that he doesn’t like it when he and I are getting into it, and then she chimes in on my defense. Well, that’s valid. However…

    There have been several instances where Hizzy or Nix have chimed in on Beaver’s behalf, playing devil’s advocate or straight-up going to the mat for him, and he had no problem there. Ask yourselves this question: How is it okay for someone to speak their mind on Dan’s behalf, but then it’s not okay for Heather to say something on MY behalf? I personally think that’s biased, hypocritical, and unfair. I don’t see derogatory things being said about Hizzy for “getting into our business”. And FYI – no, it’s NOT different because Heather is my wife; it’s still a third person getting into what’s being claimed as a two-way argument, be it a wife or a friend, which is the main argument being made. (And just on a side note: I can recall an instance where someone’s own MOTHER called my house and bitched out Heather, who actually took Beaver’s side on the issue. That debunks the whole “it’s different because it’s your wife” defense right there. It’s so damn funny how that works, isn’t it?)

    Sorry for the drama there. Some things needed to be set straight.

    Meatloaf is progressing at a good pace – or at least a much faster pace than standing completely still. I managed to keep the ONE scene I created for the original “Attack of the Killer Meatloaf” project, as I was the creator and reserve the right to do so. I’m a reed in the wind with everything else on this movie, in part out of gratitude for Nix’s vision and dedication to my opus, so it’s justifiable that I keep that original scene unhampered and intact.

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    Quilled Tunes: “American Idiot” – Green Day

    Quote of the Blog: “There is nothing on this earth more to be prized than true friendship.” – Saint Thomas Aquinas

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    And now, the TRUTH comes out…

    Seems like Bush’s administration had LOADS of warning about the 9/11 attacks:
  • Memo: Clarke Warned Rice on Al Qaeda in January, 2001

  • '01 Memo to Rice Warned of al-Qaeda and Offered Plan

  • Bush cuts funding from programs that benefit YOU so he can benefit his OWN agenda:
  • Bush Budget Chops 154 Programs

  • Ready to go to war? You might not have much of a choice:
  • The Return of the Draft

  • Ungrateful for being ‘liberated’? Perhaps not:
  • Getting the Purple Finger

  • Power of the people:
  • Bloggers Force CNN's Jordan to Resign

  • If you’re wanting to come to the ‘land of opportunity’, Bush and the GOP is working hard to STOP you:
  • Lady Liberty Under Attack

  • The GOP and the Bush Administration: working to protect big business from being rightfully sued by the hard-working citizens they hurt:
  • Senate Passes Limit on Class-Action Lawsuits

  • So you say Democrats work against the rich, eh? The GOP and Bush work fully against the middle- and lower-class:
  • Bush’s Class-War Budget

  • Let’s end this round on a HAPPY note, shall we?
  • Dean Vows to Lead Democrats Back to Power
  • Friday, February 11, 2005

    ...Corey's okay; TCB...

    Corey is just fine. He’s recovering at SLU hospital. Visit the Bug Juice Forums to get cell phone numbers to check on him and get directions to visit.

    And now, back to business:

    (Taken from http://www.truthout.org/docs_2005/021005K.shtml)
    Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice said to an audience at a university in Paris: "It is time to turn away from the disagreements of the past. It is time to open a new chapter in our relationship and a new chapter in our alliance."

    - What she actually meant: "Stop complaining! We pulled off the invasion of Iraq, our troops are staying, and there's nothing you wimpy French people can do to stop us, so get over it already!"

    Rice said: "America stands ready to work with Europe on our common agenda, and Europe must stand ready to work with America."

    - What she meant: "Don't forget how France and Germany lost out on Iraqi oil deals and other booty after the invasion. Uncle Sam has plenty of big trains leaving stations all over the world. You want to ride or eat our dust?"

    President George W. Bush said in a statement about the promotion of his favorite political strategist to deputy chief of staff at the White House: "Karl Rove is a longtime adviser and trusted member of my team. His hard work and dedication have been invaluable."

    - What he meant: "If it wasn't for Karl, I'd never have been a governor, let alone president. This guy is so smart and mean he makes Lee Atwater and Roger Ailes seem like dumb saints. I haven't had this much fun since I was a kid blowing up frogs with firecrackers."

    Bush said: "I appreciate Karl's willingness to continue to serve my administration in this new position."

    - What Bush meant: "I owe Karl big time. Thanks to him, my opportunism has triumphed with my administration's policies. No way do I want to lose him."

    President Bush marked Black History Month by welcoming some African-American leaders to the East Room of the White House. He declared: "Success of freedom on the home front is critical to its success in foreign lands. As I said in my inaugural address, we cannot carry the message of freedom and the baggage of bigotry at the same time."

    - What he meant: "Republicans need a better image on racial issues. If we can make our percentage of the black vote a little less pitiful, we'll have a better chance of keeping the Democrats out of power in Washington."

    Bush said: "Americans were still barred by law from hotels and restaurants, made to drink from separate water fountains, forced to sit in the back of a bus -- all because of the color of their skin. We need to teach them about the heroes of the civil rights movement, who by their courage and dignity forced America to confront the central defect of our founding."

    - What he meant: "Back in the '50s and '60s, a lot of the mentors of the right-wing politicians I'm now tight with were fighting against desegregation and vilifying the civil rights movement as a sinister force for judicial activism that threatened to undermine the sacred covenant of states' rights. Well, times have changed. Fortunately, the old power base of the Dixiecrats in Congress has been transformed into the country's most solid bedrock of Republican power. Blacks can use those water fountains, but we'll keep slashing social programs and skewing the tax structures so my rich pals can get richer while lots of people will stay near the bottom of the economic ladder. And I'm not just whistling Dixie."

    And now, your daily dose of the TRUTH:
  • Is it a Backdoor Draft?

  • Conservatives Balk at Bush Call for Bigger Government

  • War on Tyrants: What Will Bush Do Next?

  • Classified 9/11 Report Exposes Multiple Attack Warnings

  • Fake News, Fake Reporter

  • Bush Budget Scraps 9,790 Border Patrol Agents

  • The Threat to Bush

  • Over 200 U.S. Scientists Say They Are Told to Alter Findings to Favor Big Business

  • Social Security: The Right-Wing's Stalingrad?

  • Condoleezza and Democracy, Five Paths for Reflection
  • Thursday, February 10, 2005

    To Corey Thouviner

    At this very moment, Corey is going under the knife. He's having a major surgery today to check his insides to make sure there are no remaining instances of cancer from his testicular cancer.

    It's a very real possibility that something could go wrong.

    Please keep Corey, his family, and Nicole in your thoughts and prayers (and that means EVERYBODY, putting ALL grudges aside) during this time. He needs it, and it would be the most selfish and asshole act in history if pettiness and grudges even came NEAR this situation.

    Corey, you are both a friend and a brother to me. There are no words or clever quips for something like this. I am without speech save for this one thing:

    I am with you right now, pulling for you. Be safe and okay. Heather and I are praying for you.

    ...a word about the right to say anything vs. holding your tongue...

    The other day, Beaver posted on his journal, and the gist of it was this:

    It’s MY blog, I will write about whatever and whoever I want, and if you don’t like it, don’t read it.

    My response went thus:

    @Dan: It IS your blog; you DO have every right to put in it whatever you want. I feel the same way about MY blog.

    That being said, here's some food for thought:

    Even though it's your personal blog, you must realize that it's available for the public eye; literally ANYONE with a computer and internet access can read it. That means that if you don't want someone to catch wind of what you think of them, it's not the smartest idea in the world to post about it. I'm not saying that you have done that, btw; I'm just saying.

    Just saying, "This is my blog, if you don't like what I have to say, fuck you." is all good and well; but that won't stop others from forming their own opinions about what you have to say and any consequences or conflicts/fights that result.

    My point in all this?

    By all means, post your feelings and thoughts; but unless you want to put your foot in your mouth in a major way, a little filtering and discretion should be put into effect.

    Sometimes, even if you're semi-justified in saying something, that doesn't necessarily mean you SHOULD. Remember - once you say something publicly, you can never UN-SAY it.

    I know this because I took the "fuck you if you don't like it" policy with my blog at one time, and I quickly learned that censoring myself a bit saves me from generating conflicts for myself.

    Also, you should accept that since you're posting your thoughts on a public blog for everyone to read, there's no way people are always going to shrug if off and be cool with it. If you say something about somebody that is super-offensive, they're going to take offense to it regardless of the fact that it was said about them in a personal blog. Because these blogs are public, it's just the same as saying it to their face in a room full of people for everyone to hear. (It would be different if it was a private journal.)

    Like I said, it's free advice from someone who's been there, take it or leave it.

    P.S. This comment might confuse some people. No, Dan and I are not friends; but we've mutually agreed to be civil. Hey, I post on Dante's blog and I'm none too civil to him...

    This brings up a very good point that I felt I would address. Several of the people I know from over the years have blogs; and several of them, myself included, have gotten into trouble over certain things said. Pheonix, Hizzy, myself, and now Beaver, all took the stance of “Well, this is MY blog and I can rant about whatever I want, so fuck you/if you don’t like it, don’t visit it!”

    But it’s not that cut and dry. Like my comment above states, these blogs ARE, in essence, supposed to be journals. But they’re NOT private journals for private thoughts. They are available for the public eye, to anyone who has a computer, and the fact that you say something about someone in them doesn’t exempt you from them taking offense to it.

    PLEASE note, I stated that I am guilty of this myself, so I’m not being “unfair” or “biased” against anyone. The point of this isn’t to “single out” Beaver. I’m just talking about something that should be understood about what one could call “proper ‘blog ettiquette.’

    The fact of the matter is, whether people like it or not, saying something offensive or cruel or embarrassing about someone in these blogs is EXACTLY the same as saying it to their face in a room full of people.

    So, really, if you want to throw caution and discretion to the wind and say something that has the high possibility of pissing any number of people off, you can certainly do that. However, you shouldn’t bitch about it when it comes back to bite you in the ass.

    Wednesday, February 09, 2005

    ...mid-week morning madness...

    This morning was fun.

    The car wouldn’t start, and I had to call to have it towed to Gravois Auto Repair. I then walked (in the cold) to SCOPE to get Heather’s car and went to work.

    Okay – so maybe that’s not bad at all when compared to other things. Still, it’s something different today and I wanted to document it here.

    As promised, here is my DVD wish list:

    Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2
    Texas Chainsaw Massacre 3
    Halloween 4
    Halloween 5
    Hercules the Legendary Journeys Seasons
    Sliders Seasons 1 & 2
    Back to the Future Trilogy
    Van Wilder (Unrated)
    There’s Something MORE About Mary (Special Edition)
    The Girl Next Door (Unrated)
    My Boss’s Daughter (Unrated)
    Matrix Revolutions
    The Animatrix
    Die Hard Trilogy (Special Edition)
    Superman Collector’s Set
    Predator 2
    Alien vs. Predator
    LotR: The Return of the King Special Extended Edition
    Braveheart
    Excalibur
    Hero
    Highlander
    Troy
    Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines
    The Core
    Armageddon
    Speed: Special Edition
    Clerks (X)
    Mallrats (Special Edition)
    Chasing Amy (Criterion Collection)
    Dogma (Special Edition)
    Orgazmo
    Cannibal: The Musical
    Spawn
    Red Dwarf Collections
    The Muppet Movie
    The Mask
    Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
    Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls
    Dumb & Dumber
    The Maltese Falcon
    Casablanca

    And now, you’re daily dose of the truth:
  • A Matter of Conscience

  • CIA Renditions of Terror Suspects Are 'Out of Control:' Report

  • Hard Right Has Long Wanted to Kill Social Security

  • New Bush Budget Slashes All But Military
  • Monday, February 07, 2005

    ...Monday, Monday...

    I deleted yesterday's post for a variety of reasons. Some things that were in there shouldn't have been posted for the public eye. Actions speak louder than words and whatnot.

    If anyone has any questions or concerns about said topic, just ask.

    @Heather: I love you. I love what you said in the comment section of the blog I deleted. Understand, I get the impression that no one wants to hear it and I'm only making MYSELF look bad here.

    A big welcome home to Joe D. I'm glad you made it home safe to friends and family.

    Tonight is the weekly shows night. I love Mondays; and who can honestly say that, eh?

    And now, your daily dose of the truth:
  • Bush Seeks Cuts in Law Enforcement

  • Bush Declares War on the Poor

  • Spiking News That Could Have Made Kerry President

  • Bush to Social Security: Drop Dead
  • Friday, February 04, 2005

    ...T.G.I.F. for Quill...

    It's been a rarely uber-busy day today. I've got tons of things going, and limited time to do them, so this will be short.

    I have some things on my mind lately. Some of them are good, some of them are bad. Nothing anyone needs to worry about. Just saying.

    *UPDATE* THIS JUST IN!!! SAM RAIMI IS GOING TO BE MAKING EVIL DEAD 4!!! Yes, you read that correctly. Raimi, in addition to having Ghost House Productions do a remake of the original Evil Dead, is currently writing the script for the fourth installment of the Evil Dead franchise. Bruce Campbell and Robert Tapert are both going to be involved in this. Raimi's motive for allowing Evil Dead to be remade came from the fact that he saw the remake of Dawn of the Dead. He loved both the original and the remake, and figured that he would give a new director a chance to breathe new and different life into his original film. But, ED4 is HIS baby, and it will continue where Army of Darkness left off. (JOY!!!!!!!!!!!)

    I've never voiced this in my blog before, but Traci Wilde from The Point is annoying as fuck. I hate her voice and every time I hear it I want to toss this radio across the room and smash it.

    Some short and to-the-point statements:

    @Spawn: I don't know why bleakness seems to plague your life. I like to think that I've always been an anchor of optimism for you, and I shall continue to be. Call me, we'll "rap". (Sorry, didn't mean to sound like a youth help councilor there.)

    @Hizzy & Nix: I'm glad that, at least for now, you two have reached a communication point. Come what may, if you need me I am here.

    @Beaver: You can't honestly expect any of us to rekindle a friendship that was so ferociously gutted and left to violently bleed to death.

    @Dante: I beat you again on the political front. You getting tired of being embarrassed yet? :)

    I look forward to the next few months. I'll be rebuilding my swords, and at one point I will venture to Springfield and do battle.

    Have a good weekend, everyone. I'm sure I will have interesting news come Monday.

    ----------------------------------------------------
    And now, I leave you with this:

    Bush's State of the Union: Social Security "Bankruptcy?"

    That term could give the wrong idea. Bush also makes private accounts sound like a sure thing, which they are not.


    Summary

    In his State of the Union Address, President Bush said again that the Social Security system is headed for "bankruptcy," a term that could give the wrong idea. Actually, even if it goes "bankrupt" a few decades from now, the system would still be able to pay about three-quarters of the benefits now promised.

    Bush also made his proposed private Social Security accounts sound like a sure thing, which they are not. He said they "will" grow fast enough to provide a better return than the present system. History suggests that will be so, but nobody can predict what stock and bond markets will do in the future.

    Bush left out any mention of what workers would have to give up to get those private acounts -- a proportional reduction or offset in guaranteed Social Security retirement benefits. He also glossed over the fact that money in private accounts would be "owned" by workers only in a very limited sense -- under strict conditions which the President referred to as "guidelines." Many retirees, and possibly the vast majority, wouldn't be able to touch their Social Security nest egg directly, even after retirement, because the government would take some or all of it back and convert it to a stream of payments guaranteed for life.


    Analysis

    Bush made Social Security the centerpiece of his Feb. 3 State of the Union address. He gave more details of how he proposes to change the system -- but left out facts that don't help his case.

    Social Security "Headed Toward Bankruptcy?"

    The President painted a dire picture of Social Security's finances:

    Bush: The system, however, on its current path, is headed toward bankruptcy . And so we must join together to strengthen and save Social Security.

    "Bankruptcy" is a scary term that Democrats have used too, when it suited them, but it could easily give the wrong idea. Nobody is predicting that Social Security will go out of business the way a bankrupt business does. It would continue to pay benefits -- just not as many.

    The President was a little more specific about that later in his address, while repeating the word "bankrupt":

    Bush: By the year 2042, the entire system would be exhausted and bankrupt . If steps are not taken to avert that outcome, the only solutions would be dramatically higher taxes, massive new borrowing, or sudden and severe cuts in Social Security benefits or other government programs.

    But how severe would those benefit cuts be? In fact there are two official projections -- one by the Social Security Administration (SSA) and a somewhat less pessimistic projection by the Congressional Budget Office (CBO). The President referred to the SSA projection, which calculates that the system's trust fund will be depleted in 2042. After that, the system would have legal authority to pay only 73 percent of currently promised benefits -- and that figure would decline each year after, reaching 68 percent in the year 2075.

    The CBO doesn't project trust-fund depletion until a decade later, in 2052, and figures that the benefits cuts wouldn't be so severe, a reduction to 78% of promised benefits. But either way, even a "bankrupt" system would continue to provide most of what's promised currently.

    Furthermore, the President did not specify what he would do to fix the problem. He again urged creation of private Social Security accounts. But those would be of no help whatsoever in shoring up the system's finances, as acknowledged earlier in the day by a senior Bush administration official who briefed reporters on condition of anonymity:

    "Senior Administration Official:" So in a long-term sense, the personal accounts would have a net neutral effect on the fiscal situation of the Social Security and on the federal government.

    And that "net neutral effect" is just over the long term, 75 years or more. In the shorter term, creation of private accounts would require heavy federal borrowing to finance the payment of benefits to current retirees while some portion of payroll taxes is being diverted to workers' private accounts. The administration projects it will borrow $754 billion (including interest) through 2015 to finance the initial phase-in of the accounts, and much more thereafter. The liberal Center on Budget and Policy Priorities -- which opposes Bush's proposal -- projected that $4.5 trillion (with a "t") would be required to finance the first 20 years of the accounts after they start to be phased in in 2009.

    Private Accounts: A Sure Thing?

    The President made those private accounts -- which he now prefers to call "personal" accounts -- sound like a sure bet:

    Bush: Here's why the personal accounts are a better deal. Your money will grow, over time, at a greater rate than anything the current system can deliver -- and your account will provide money for retirement over and above the check you will receive from Social Security.

    History suggests that the President is correct -- the stock market has averaged a 6.8 percent "real" rate of return (adjusted for inflation) over the past two centuries, according to Jeremy Siegel, professor of finance at the University of Pennsylvania's Wharton School. The administration says a conservative mix of stocks, corporate bonds and government bonds would return 4.6 percent, even after inflation and administrative costs. And the administration also figures that private accounts would need to generate only a 3 percent rate of return to beat what Social Security provides.

    But there's no guarantee that history will repeat itself. Markets are inherently unpredictable and volatile. At present, for example, all major stock-market indexes are still well below where they were five years ago.

    Benefit Offsets

    The President made no mention of one crucial aspect of the proposed accounts -- anyone choosing one would also have to give up an offsetting portion of their future guaranteed retirement benefits. If their investments in private accounts returned more than 3 percent annually over the years, they would end up better off than under the current formula. But if those investments did worse, they wouldn't make up for the portion of benefits that were given up, and the owner of an account would end up worse off. The President didn't explain that trade-off.

    "The Money is Yours?"

    The President also glossed over some severely restrictive aspects of the accounts he is proposing, saying flatly "the money is yours."

    Bush: In addition, you'll be able to pass along the money that accumulates in your personal account, if you wish, to your children and -- or grandchildren. And best of all, the money in the account is yours, and the government can never take it away .

    That's not exactly true.

    As described by the "senior administration official," the owners of personal accounts wouldn't be able to touch the money while they are working, not even to borrow. The money would remain in the hands of the federal government, which would administer the personal accounts for a fee which the official said would be about 30 cents per year for every $100 invested.

    And even at retirement, the government would control what becomes of the money. First, the government would automatically take back a portion of the money at retirement and convert it to a guaranteed stream of payments for life -- an annuity. The amount taken back -- called the "clawback," descriptively enough -- would depend on the amount of money the retiree requires to remain above the official poverty guideline. That's currently $12,490 for a couple or $9,310 for a single person. Only after the combination of traditional Social Security benefits and the mandatory annuity payments from the private account equal the poverty level would any remaining portion in the account be "yours."

    "Senior Administration Official:" They would be permitted to leave those (leftover) funds in the account to continue to appreciate; they could withdraw those amounts as lump sums to deal with a pressing financial need -- and, obviously, any additional accumulations in the accounts could be left as an inheritance. But the main restriction, again, to repeat, is that people would not be permitted to withdraw money from the accounts to such a degree that by doing so they would spend themselves below the poverty line.

    The President didn't mention the "clawback" or the mandatory nature of these restrictions, calling them only "guidelines" and describing them only in positive terms:

    Bush: (W)e will set careful guidelines for personal accounts. We'll make sure the money can only go into a conservative mix of bonds and stock funds. We'll make sure that your earnings are not eaten up by hidden Wall Street fees. We'll make sure there are good options to protect your investments from sudden market swings on the eve of your retirement. We'll make sure a personal account cannot be emptied out all at once, but rather paid out over time, as an addition to traditional Social Security benefits. And we'll make sure this plan is fiscally responsible, by starting personal retirement accounts gradually, and raising the yearly limits on contributions over time, eventually permitting all workers to set aside four percentage points of their payroll taxes in their accounts.


    Sources

    George W. Bush, "State of the Union Address ," The White House, 2 Feb 2005.

    "The Short- and Long-Term Outlook for Stocks," Knowledge@Wharton website, The Wharton School, University of Pennsyvania: 2 June 2004. (Free subscription required.)

    White House Office of the Press Secretary, "Background Press Briefing on Social Security," press release, 2 Feb 2005.

    US Department of Health and Human Services, "Annual Update of the HHS Poverty Guidelines," Federal Register 13 Feb 2004: 7336.

    Thursday, February 03, 2005

    Mike Whitney: 'The desperate State of the Union'

    Contributed by megsdad on Thursday, February 03 @ 10:14:44 EST
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    By Mike Whitney

    No doubt about it; the State of the Union was Bush's lamest performance to date. He may have lunged to the dais like a prize-fighter; soaking in the adulation of the Republican faithful, but when the bell rang he made a few wheezing sounds before nose-diving to the canvas.

    Off his game, was he?

    The soliloquy was familiar enough; Bush promising to take the broad-ax to popular domestic programs so that more revenue could be loosened up for high-tech weaponry and exorbitant tax cuts. But the delivery was as flat as Texas road-kill. It had none of the gusto of his earlier speeches, just the monotone whimpering of a political understudy reciting his lines to the teleprompter.

    Bleak, very bleak.



    His droopy performance made no difference to the euphoric Congress. They were quick to their feet at every opportunity; bellowing their approval for Bush's grand plan.

    "I welcome the bipartisan enthusiasm for spending discipline. I will send you a budget that holds the growth of discretionary spending below inflation, makes tax relief permanent, and stays on track to cut the deficit in half by 2009."

    What complete twaddle. Maybe he's planning to turn water into wine as well, or part the Red Sea.

    "The principle here is clear... Taxpayer dollars must be spent wisely or not at all."

    Imagine this nonsense coming from a president who increased overall government spending by 25% while cutting revenues to an unsustainable level. But, as we all know, facts have no bearing on the disciples on George the Baptist. Their etherealized world-view emerges from a solid devotion to Bible, moral values and mumbo-jumbo.

    "We must free small businesses from needless regulation and protect honest job creators from junk lawsuits. Justice is distorted and our economy is held back by irresponsible class actions and frivolous asbestos claims, and I urge Congress to pass legal reforms this year."

    "Frivolous asbestos claims?!?" Ah, yes, those pesky, trivial cancer claims. Whatever made us believe that a citizen could sue for damages for something as trifling as premature death? Thankfully, Mr. Bush's keen sense of moral rectitude has put us back on the path of righteousness. We should be ever so grateful.

    As expected, the peerless leader articulated a wish-list of freebies for big business and "thin gruel" for the rabble. For every bone tossed to corporate America, there was a belt-tightening program for the masses. And, then, this bombshell:

    "Four years of debate is enough! I urge Congress to pass legislation that makes America more secure and less dependent on foreign energy."

    What lunacy? Less dependent?!? Didn't we just spend $300 billion invading Iraq? What was that all about?

    The irony was lost on the doting Congress who rose in a tsunami of praise; their hoots and hollers resounding through the rotunda. The camera's scanned the exuberant audience; honing in on the bulbous, florid visages of overfed vulgarians cheering away at their political frat-party. Sometimes, it's hard to believe that there's an unbroken chain of succession from Jefferson and Adams to this dismal cast of pedestrians.

    Bush's speech took a turn for the worse when he started into his 30 minute oratory on Social Security. It was a fatal mistake.

    "The system, however, on its current path, is headed toward bankruptcy, and so we must join together to strengthen and save Social Security."

    This conspicuous deception was followed by a lengthy, mind-numbing diatribe that left even the most ardent Bush loyalist wincing in agony. The Commander-in-Chief morphed into a shabby pitch-man for Wall Street; hawking stock plans to his captive audience like a traveling medicine man. It was grim; much like watching a comedian flailing and fading in front of a packed house. It went on forever.

    Despite the reverential atmosphere, there was a fair amount of jeering when the straight-faced Bush unleashed this corker: "The United States has no right, no desire and no intention to impose our form of government on anyone else;" a remark that left many either laughing or gasping for air.

    For some reason, Bush's speechwriters invariably insert a few meaningless tidbits about the desperate situation in the Middle East. The reasoning seems to be that if we discuss it openly then the public will forget that the US is underwriting the carnage with boatloads of money and weaponry.

    "To promote this democracy, I will ask Congress for $350 million to support Palestinian political, economic, and security reforms. The goal of two democratic states, Israel and Palestine, living side by side in peace is within reach -- and America will help them achieve that goal."

    The Deceiver-in-Chief is in way over his head on the Israeli-Palestinian conflict. He's already reneged on his former promise of a Palestinian homeland in 2005, and has subsequently (unilaterally) overturned 242 by approving of Sharon's settlements in the West Bank. Now, he adds to the insult by offering $350 million to rebuild the PA security infrastructure that Sharon has been destroying for the last 4 years. The proposal is nothing more than a slap in the face to the many innocent people who needlessly suffered or died while Bush did nothing.

    Interestingly, Bush exhorted both Saudi Arabia and Egypt to "show the way toward democracy in the Middle East." It would serve him right if they took him up on that. Consider the damage Saudi Arabia could inflict on American markets if the people had greater control over the pricing of their greatest resource? Think what havoc Egypt might cause to Israel if a representative Islamic government replaced Mubarak? Bush's spurious comments are purely theatrical and shouldn't be taken seriously.

    Bush assumed his warrior demeanor to tackle the Iran crisis. Undoubtedly, many people across the globe were looking for a clue to grasp the direction of the administration.

    "Today, Iran remains the world's primary state sponsor of terror, pursuing nuclear weapons while depriving its people of the freedom they seek and deserve. We are working with European allies to make clear to the Iranian regime that it must give up its uranium enrichment program and any plutonium reprocessing and end its support for terror. And to the Iranian people, I say tonight: As you stand for your own liberty, America stands with you."

    Most of Bush's commentary is flagrantly false. The IAEA (after lengthy investigations) has found no evidence of a nuclear weapons program. Iran has no plutonium and it has stopped its uranium enrichment program even though it is legally permitted to pursue it under the provisions of the NPT (Nuclear Proliferation Treaty) He also conceals that the US has deployed covert operatives onto sovereign Iranian territory, and has authorized illegal intrusions into Iranian airspace; a clear provocation of hostilities.

    Bush's lies will be carefully analyzed by friend and foe alike. It's likely that they will notice the resemblance they bear to the fabrications produced prior to the war in Iraq. This should alert the world that they should stop the pointless effort to disprove that Iran has a nuclear weapons program and, instead, get on with the more pressing task of providing conventional weaponry for Iran's defense in the event of an American attack.

    Bush offered nothing new about the Iraqi nightmare except to reiterate the resolve of American elites to continue the colonial project ad infinitum: "We will not set an artificial timetable for leaving Iraq.... We are in Iraq to achieve a result" etc, etc, etc.

    The 4 permanent military bases and the $1.5 billion US embassy (the largest in the world; large enough to facilitate the entire Middle East if you catch my meaning) attest to the fact that American servicemen will be dying in Babylon for the foreseeable future. Bush's presidency is now inextricably yoked to the policies of aggression and subjugation. He has already cemented a legacy of torture and war crimes. Whatever glimmer of hope that people derive from his public ruminations to Congress is of little consequence. The real State of the Union is one of desperation; a nation increasingly alienated from its allies, from its principles and from its moral underpinnings. If the man at the top was anything more than vacuous poseur, he would have told us just that.
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    Found @ http://www.smirkingchimp.com/

    Wednesday, February 02, 2005

    ...more truth, more fun, and click on the title for even MORE fun...

    And now, truth time (spin-free):
  • Filibuster Rule Could Haunt GOP

  • Dominance on GOP Agenda

  • The GOP Media Machine Churns On

  • Fair and Balanced?

  • Down a Dark Road


  • Last night, I went over to Scott’s. Nix was there. We talked some more about the Meatloaf project, and I think we agreed that we’re going to try out having a battle sequence between the hero and the Meatloaf. We’ll see.

    Nix thought that picture of George W. Bush trying to push past Clinton at the Clinton Library was hilarious, and was laughing over it all night long. Because it went over so well, here it is again:
  • Bush Tries to Push His Way Past Clinton to be the First to Emerge from the Door for Clinton's Library Opening


  • As Nix put it (while laughing hysterically): What a dick!

    @Nix: Dude…you have to jump and then WALK FORWARD, not jump and then stand there to be knocked into the gorge for the billionth time in a row. For fuck’s sake! Start clipping those cyoo-pons, byitch!

    @Spawn: Go, go, Go-Scott! (I know, I know…Shut. Up.)

    @Beaver: I haven't forgotten about the math equation thing you came up with. Just letting you know that it IS coming...

    Question is on the verge of debuting his as-of-yet unnamed comic strip. The strip will be drawn in the manga style, and purportedly will feature characters “Quill” and “Spawn” along with a wide supporting cast. I’ve seen the pictures; they rock! Question will more than likely be the premiere strip creator on the new Bug-Juice site, with “Bug Juice The Comic” appearing alongside it and sometimes collaborating together.

    Speaking of the Megasite…I need to discuss the future of it with Joseph. He’s been fairly busy as of late and not much has progressed in awhile. Of course, no one is expecting Joe to make the site his sole priority; however, having a little progress made from week to month would be cool. ‘Smallville’ is tonight, so we’ll see what’s up.

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    Quilled Tunes: “Devil Without A Cause” – Kid Rock

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    Word of the Blog: ‘preposterous’

    pre·pos·ter·ous
    Pronunciation: pri-'päs-t(&-)r&s
    Function: adjective
    - Etymology: Latin praeposterus, literally, in the wrong order, from prae- + posterus hinder, following
    - contrary to nature, reason, or common sense

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    Quote of the Blog:

    “A man who sought to define torture and make it acceptable, who advised the President that he could act above and beyond the law, is nominated for Attorney General. Democrats might not oppose Alberto Gonzales, or perhaps they will make a symbolic gesture of opposition, saving the filibuster for more important matters, yet to be determined. But in the meantime, lowly enlisted soldiers go on trial and to jail for implementing the very acts of torture so carefully defined by their leaders. Our moral conscience is soothed by their imprisonment.

    America has gone to war on false and erroneous and ever shifting pretenses without Congress declaring war, as it has the sole authority to do. Instead, it handed over its power and responsibility to men of weak character and selfish partisan interests. But never fear, amid the death and destruction hammered upon a small sovereign nation, we gave them the vote. All is well.

    Talk-radio has expanded to talk-television and the corporate media controls the microphone. News is packaged like luncheon meat, sandwiched between the bread of entertainment and advertising. Politics has been safely removed from American elections and we no longer concern ourselves with issues of poverty, declining incomes, lack of health care and good education for our children. No, we are presented with the likability of our candidates and their ever important 'beer appeal' and 'everyday John Doe' qualities, regardless of their wealth and privileged upbringing. War heroes become cowards, and draft dodgers become heroic defenders. We may no longer have a free press, but it is reasonably priced.”

    – John Cory, from ‘Down a Dark Road’ (linked above)

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    Top 11 facts that prove George W. Bush is too stupid to be President

    11. Even he confuses himself with his father
    10. "Nu-Q-lar, Nu-Q-lar, Nu-Q-lar"
    9. He was born with a silver spoon in his nose
    8. Even his brother Neil is smarter
    7. The word "Strategic" has only one correct pronunciation
    6. He has to take off a boot to count all of the items on this list
    5. He couldn't find oil in Texas
    4. He attacked Larry King in the South Carolina debate because he thought King was another Republican challenger
    3. He thinks he can keep his past hidden
    2. He calls Greeks "Grecians"
    1. Dan Quayle is one of his advisors

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    Tuesday, February 01, 2005

    I had to post this. Click here for the REAL post for today, or scroll down...



    Little Billy never saw his parents – or daylight – again.

    ...some truth, some fun, some commentary; and click on the title to protect civil rights regarding Social Security...

    Did you know that the areas of the U.S. that voted for John Kerry were in the more populated areas and generally had higher I.Q.'s? Check it out:
  • I.Q.'s and Politics
  • (Hmmm...I may belong on the east coast...)
  • County-by-County Difference between 2000 and 2004 US Presidential Elections

  • "Enlightenment"


  • And now, your daily dose of the truth:
  • Bush Aims to Forge a GOP Legacy

  • The 34 Scandals
    of George W. Bush

  • Little Black Lies

  • Triumph and Tragedy for Iraq

  • Some Just Voted For Food

  • Occupation Thwarts Democracy


  • And, some fun!
  • Bush Tries to Push His Way Past Clinton to be the First to Emerge from the Door for Clinton's Library Opening

  • Fuzzy Math. "For diplomacy to be effective, lies must be credible."

  • The Two Faces of George W. Bush

  • The Bush Brain Game


  • Congratulations to all of the people of Iraq that got to vote. Your freedom to do so came at a very high price for both of our nations; which was conducted in the wrong way; by a very, very shifty administration; led by an extremely inadequate and self-righteous president. While I respect the ends, they DO NOT justify the means. Not at all. That's like paying five thousand dollars for a Mr. Goodbar; sure, you get some chocolate candy heaven, but you fucking paid out the ass for it when you didn't need to go that way.

    @Heather: I’m sorry you’re sick, baby. I hope you feel better today. I love you.

    @Question: Those manga pics of Scott and me are dead-on and very professional looking. Excellent work, my friend!

    @Spawn: Don’t worry – Hizzy doesn’t know.

    Work is going great. I’m still working with more and more of the bigger projects, and I’m faster at doing things than I ever have been. While I’m still not ready to go at it on my own without help due to lack of pricing knowledge, I’m getting good and fast at the hardest part, the take-off. Soon.

    My DVD wish list is completed and should be ready to post in a few days time. I am surprised at how long that list still is after the Christmas aftermath, but then again, I’ve added some things to it lately. There are way too many good movies.

    More Gravity Kills is going to be coming my way very soon. I’m trading more of my stuff for new stuff. It really pays to have such a lucrative collection of rarities. :)

    Speaking of music, there are some CDs that I still need to buy. I’ll have to put together a wish list for music. More money for me to spend in the future, yay!

    THIS is how unbelievably dumb Beaver can be at times:

    “Insominac unhealthy asthamtic overbitten Baby Quill.”

    This is a DIRECT QUOTE – no spin – from the buck-toothed one himself; so direct that I didn’t even correct the bad spelling on it. He just keeps piling more and more lame on top of an already-lame thing, like a retarded stack of pancakes. As Nix put it, “what a go-tard.”

    I bought some shoes over the weekend; a sweet pair of steel-toed tennis shoes (yes, they make them) and a new pair of work shoes. The work shoes are the most comfortable shoes I’ve ever worn. I wouldn’t have believed that they came from Wal-Mart if I hadn’t bought them there myself.

    That’s all for now, folks. Have a nice day. God bless TRUE freedom and god bless the TRUE America.

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    Quilled Tunes: “Nothing Else Matters” – Metallica

    Quote of the Blog: “I not only use all the brains that I have, but all that I can borrow." - Woodrow Wilson

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    Joke of the Blog:

    Why Parents Turn Gray

    The boss of a big company needed to call one of his employees about an urgent problem with one of the main computers. He dialed the employees home phone number and was greeted with a child's whispered, "Hello?"

    Feeling put out at the inconvenience of having to talk to a youngster the boss asked, Is your Daddy home?

    "Yes", whispered the small voice.

    "May I talk with him?" the man asked.

    To the surprise of the boss, the small voice whispered, "No."

    Wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, "Is your Mommy there?"

    "Yes", came the answer.

    "May I talk with her?"

    Again the small voice whispered, "No."

    Knowing that it was not likely that a young child would be left home alone, the boss decided he would just leave a message with the person who should be there watching over the child.

    "Is there any one there besides you?" the boss asked the child.

    "Yes," whispered the child, "a policeman."

    Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss asked "May I speak with the policeman"?

    "No, he's busy," whispered the child.

    "Busy doing what?" asked the boss.

    "Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the Fireman," came the whispered answer.

    Growing concerned and even worried as he heard what sounded like a helicopter through the ear piece on the phone the boss asked, "What is that noise?"

    "A hello-copper," answered the whispering voice.

    "What is going on there?" asked the boss, now alarmed.

    In an awed whispering voice the child answered, "The search team just landed the hello-copper"

    Alarmed, concerned and more than just a little frustrated the boss asked, "Why are they there?"

    Still whispering, the young voice replied along with a muffled giggle:
    "They're looking for me."

    Quilled BONUS Quote:

    The Quilled Matrix