...tool time, with Quill the tool man...

And now, a treat for you all...which I am delivering under death threat.

THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:
1. Steve
2. Quill
3. Crippler

THREE SCREEN NAMES YOU HAVE HAD:
1. TQO71203
2. Quill327
3. SMJPSonic

THREE THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. I'm generally a helpful, optimistic, and pleasant person
2. I'm strong. Like an ox. A really BIG ox. On uber-steroids.
3. I didn't vote for George W. Bush.

THREE THINGS YOU HATE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. I am gullible sometimes, which unfortunately goes hand-in-hand with my trusting and helpful nature.
2. Sometimes, I don't know when to quit joking and my mouth runs on autopilot.
3. I'm impulsive to a fault. Yes, that IS a down side.

THREE PARTS OF YOUR HERITAGE:
1. German
2. French
3. English

THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU:
1. Failing my loved ones when they need me most.
2. Tornadoes. (What? You're NOT afraid of those things? I'd like to see you stand in the way of one. Yeah, that's right. That's what I thought.)
3. Not accomplishing enough in my lifetime to look back on with satisfaction.

THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:
1. Sleep.
2. Heather.
3. FOOOOOOOOOD!!!!

THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW:
1. Workout shorts.
2. Wedding ring.
3. Underwear; boxer-breifs.

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE BANDS/COMPOSERS/ARRANGERS:
1. Gravity Kills
2. Blind Guardian
3. Brainshift

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE SONGS AT PRESENT:
1. "Boulevard of Broken Dreams" - Greenday
2. "One Thing" - Gravity Kills
3. "Prayer" - Disturbed

THREE NEW THINGS YOU WANT TO TRY IN THE NEXT 12 MONTHS
1. All-afternoon sword fighting in Springfield (oh yes...it WILL come to pass).
2. Actually get drunk with both Tom and Jon.
3. Huh...I'm out of options. Heh.

THREE THINGS YOU WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP (love is a given):
1. Communication
2. Affection
3. Friendship

TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE
1. I enjoy horror films.
2. I love to kill myself in the gym.
3. My goal in life is to make others miserable.

THREE PHYSICAL THINGS ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX (or same) THAT APPEAL TO YOU:
1. Boobies.
2. Personality.
3. Smile.

THREE THINGS YOU JUST CAN'T DO:
1. Hit someone at full strength and mean it unless I have no other choice.
2. Stop blogging (I'm...addicted. Call...Betty Ford...Clinic...).
3. Stand by while Heather is hurt or sad.

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE HOBBIES:
1. Sword fighting.
2. Working out.
3. Horror movies.

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW:
1. Go to sleep. It's late and I have work tomorrow.
2. A glass of water doesn't sound too bad...
3. Sword fight.

THREE CAREERS YOU'RE CONSIDERING:
1. Construction Estimator (current)
2. Independently wealthy.
3. Shannon Elizabeth's personal shower companion.

THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO ON VACATION:
1. California.
2. New York.
3. Las Vegas.

THREE KIDS' NAMES
1. Tyler Stephen
2. Marissa Elaine
3. Arthur Michael

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
1. Have children.
2. Do some real good.
3. Live a full life.

THREE PEOPLE WHO (MIGHT) HAVE TO TAKE THIS QUIZ NOW OR DIE PAINFULLY
1. Scott
2. Beaver
3. Dave
(Even though I did it and aren't going to die, come to St. Louis anyway, Tom!)