Build Your Self Esteem! with Chip & Friend Replacement Program - BJP Productions 2007

The laughs and fun just keep coming with the next installments of the '07 Bug-Juice shorts...today, a two-fer for you. First, dive into a new state of blissful positivity and happiness with your host Chip Thompson in "Build You Self Esteem! with Chip"!



Credits:
Created, Written & Directed by Steve Province
Motivational Dialogue Written & Recorded by Joe Behrens

Starring:
Steve Province as Chip Thompson
Dan "Beaver" Klingler as Bob, Depressed Audience Member
Joe Behrens as Motivational Recording

Camera, Soundtrack & Editing by Scott Willenbrock

Next, finally you can "take out the trash" and give those unwanted friends the boot right out the door with Scott's "Friend Replacement Program"!



Credits:
Created & Directed by Scott Willenbrock

Starring:
Scott Willenbrock as Founder of FRP Incorporated
Kenny Simpson as Unwanted Friend
Dave Province as Himself
Steve Province as The Replacement Friend
Dan "Beaver" Klingler as Real-Life Replaced Friend

Camera by Scott Willenbrock & Steve Province
Soundtrack & Editing by Scott Willenbrock

And there are even MORE videos coming your way soon...! Stay tuned, loyal 'Juice fans!

Learn English...and Replace-A-Friend. Hehe.

I wanna fuck you in the ass...bum da-bum daa bum!

Now if you'll please excuse me, I have a seminar - "Replacement Friend Program" - to attend. (You...yes, you!...could make arrangements to replace your friends today!)

[I scoured the Internet for something, anything, on replacing a friend, and nothing; it hasn't existed until NOW. This is really a keen idea to replace those friends that are phasing out be it in the estrangement sense OR the post-death* sense. Way to drum up a business plan, that's for sure.]

*I had originally meant posthumous, and used a grave mispelling of 'humous', and have since replaced it with the word "death" to adequately reflect what I meant. Either way, the context in which I was using the word was accurate. Thank you, self-important "english police"!

Some Of You: "Wait, wait...what? Huh? What are you talking about?"

Don't worry about it. It's yet another thing I found retarded enough to poke fun at in an anonymous manner, and that's all you need to know. :)

Did I mention lately that I'M the dick?...