Learn English...and Replace-A-Friend. Hehe.
I wanna fuck you in the ass...bum da-bum daa bum!
Now if you'll please excuse me, I have a seminar - "Replacement Friend Program" - to attend. (You...yes, you!...could make arrangements to replace your friends today!)
[I scoured the Internet for something, anything, on replacing a friend, and nothing; it hasn't existed until NOW. This is really a keen idea to replace those friends that are phasing out be it in the estrangement sense OR the post-death* sense. Way to drum up a business plan, that's for sure.]
*I had originally meant posthumous, and used a grave mispelling of 'humous', and have since replaced it with the word "death" to adequately reflect what I meant. Either way, the context in which I was using the word was accurate. Thank you, self-important "english police"!
Some Of You: "Wait, wait...what? Huh? What are you talking about?"
Don't worry about it. It's yet another thing I found retarded enough to poke fun at in an anonymous manner, and that's all you need to know. :)
Did I mention lately that I'M the dick?...
Labels: learn english, replacement friend program
posted by The Almighty KING OF QUILL at 3/09/2007 03:15:00 PM
7 Comments:
Meh.
By the way, when you say "post-hummus", do you mean after the hummus is eaten? Cause hummus sounds good right now.
Right context and idea, wrong spelling/word. Meant replacement of a friend after death.
Golly, those self-appointed "english police" are good at their jobs, aren't they guys? Waiting in the wings, hoping and praying and LIVING for the slightest misspelling or grammatical error to surface so they can finally feel important... :)
Hehe.
We recieved a call from a concerned informer that improper use of the English language resulting in a violation 1024-A (Failure to use contextual wording while attempting a feeble burn) citation being issued to the alleged party. Please report to your nearest police department for summary execution.
And by the way, we were told that there was hummus (yum yum).
Sorry, we just ran out of hummus. You'll have to wait for the replacement hummus program to go into effect. :)
I myself never claimed to be a master of the english language; however, the context in which I was attempting to use the RIGHT word was still correct.
But hey, every now and then everyone makes a mistake...that's why I used the replacement blog term program to fix it. Hehe.
By the by...when we DO get some more hummus, you and your best friends...and later, their replacements...are always welcome to come in for a hearty meal.
Snoochy boochies! :D
BTW (again), this...
"We recieved a call from a concerned informer that improper use of the English language resulting in a violation 1024-A (Failure to use contextual wording while attempting a feeble burn) citation being issued to the alleged party."
...is not even a complete sentence. I guess our resident english bobby (get it?) was taking a powder at the local doughnut hut and didn't catch that one.
Perhaps they're off their game and need to be replaced. ;)
And to think, they had so many "clever" things to comment with before. Tsk, tsk.
:)
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