Build Your Self Esteem! with Chip & Friend Replacement Program - BJP Productions 2007

The laughs and fun just keep coming with the next installments of the '07 Bug-Juice shorts...today, a two-fer for you. First, dive into a new state of blissful positivity and happiness with your host Chip Thompson in "Build You Self Esteem! with Chip"!



Credits:
Created, Written & Directed by Steve Province
Motivational Dialogue Written & Recorded by Joe Behrens

Starring:
Steve Province as Chip Thompson
Dan "Beaver" Klingler as Bob, Depressed Audience Member
Joe Behrens as Motivational Recording

Camera, Soundtrack & Editing by Scott Willenbrock

Next, finally you can "take out the trash" and give those unwanted friends the boot right out the door with Scott's "Friend Replacement Program"!



Credits:
Created & Directed by Scott Willenbrock

Starring:
Scott Willenbrock as Founder of FRP Incorporated
Kenny Simpson as Unwanted Friend
Dave Province as Himself
Steve Province as The Replacement Friend
Dan "Beaver" Klingler as Real-Life Replaced Friend

Camera by Scott Willenbrock & Steve Province
Soundtrack & Editing by Scott Willenbrock

And there are even MORE videos coming your way soon...! Stay tuned, loyal 'Juice fans!

The Couch Ninja - A BJP Production 2007

Another Bug-Juice video? Can it be that the 'Juice is making the comeback after all? Yes, yes that's right. Cower in fear, and be kind to all, lest ye be set upon by...THE COUCH NINJA! (Also comes in car, concert, movie, and a variety of other ninjas for all your ninja needs.)



Credits:
Created, "Written" (Conceptual) & Directed by Steve Province
Scripted/Ad-Libbed by Joe Behrens, Dave Province, & Kenny Simpson

Starring:
Joe Behrens as Annoyed Gamer
Dave Province as Asshole Gamer
Kenny Simpson as The Couch Ninja

Camera, Editing & Soundtrack by Scott Willenbrock

Couch Ninja Logo by Scott Willenbrock (conceptual) & Joe Behrens (final)

Stay tuned for more "juicy" entertainment!

Beaver's Book Club - A BJP Production 2007

That's right, folks...Bug-Juice is back in 2007, on it's ten year anniversary! We've got new tricks, new technology, and much better ideas for our videos. To celebrate and motivate for the upcoming Meatloaf horror flick, here is the first of several brand new Juice-skits for your enjoyment. Did I also mention we're now on YouTube? Nice!!



Credits:
Created by Scott Willenbrock

Starring Dan "Beaver" Klingler

Scripted & Co-Directed by Steve Province
Co-Directed by Scott Willenbrock

Camera, Soundtrack & Editing by Scott Willenbrock

ROAD TRIP!!...if not, you'll miss out...

Live at the Cain's Ballroom
GRAVITY KILLS

Saturday, May 19th, 2007
Doors at 7:00pm
Show at 8:00pm
Tix - Adv: $17.00/Day of Show: $19.00
(All tickets subject to service charges)

***** ALL AGES SHOW *****

Tickets on sale on Friday, March 16th at 10am at:
All Gettix locations including all Reasor's Grocery Stores, Starship Records & Tapes, the Cain's Ballroom, online at www.gettix.net or by phone at 1.866.443.8849 or 918.584.2306

For more info, visit www.cainsballroom.com or call 918.584.2306

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Not that I expect anyone to really be up for it in all seriousness, but anyone down for the road trip...?

Learn English...and Replace-A-Friend. Hehe.

I wanna fuck you in the ass...bum da-bum daa bum!

Now if you'll please excuse me, I have a seminar - "Replacement Friend Program" - to attend. (You...yes, you!...could make arrangements to replace your friends today!)

[I scoured the Internet for something, anything, on replacing a friend, and nothing; it hasn't existed until NOW. This is really a keen idea to replace those friends that are phasing out be it in the estrangement sense OR the post-death* sense. Way to drum up a business plan, that's for sure.]

*I had originally meant posthumous, and used a grave mispelling of 'humous', and have since replaced it with the word "death" to adequately reflect what I meant. Either way, the context in which I was using the word was accurate. Thank you, self-important "english police"!

Some Of You: "Wait, wait...what? Huh? What are you talking about?"

Don't worry about it. It's yet another thing I found retarded enough to poke fun at in an anonymous manner, and that's all you need to know. :)

Did I mention lately that I'M the dick?...

A beautiful animated short...

I must be in the habit of posting video content now on Quilled Scripts, huh? I'm sure this'll become less regular as time wears on. For now, check out this animated short, which is one of the most beautiful things I've seen in awhile.

Happy Birthday to Posch, whose party is at O'Leary's tonight. I will be there. It will be good to catch up and to do some karaoke, too. I've missed O'Leary's and the option of going there for karaoke since the fire.

And now, we zoom into Spring 2007 (almost there anyway).