Who's High-Pitch?

You don't care about MY happiness....or MY well-being...all you care about is your hatred for one person!

Don't worry; when you DO get a job in your field, you'll be making more money that Steve ever will.

I'm not playing this game anymore! *runs into the bathroom and cries like a 3-year-old very sissy girl*

Now that me and Toni are going to be getting a house, Steve's going to be really in competition with me!

Steve only acts like a friend to make himself look good; he's really just a selfish asshole.

I figured it out; see, Steve doesn't like Toni because she's more successful than him and he's just jealous...

The guys [Scott, Corey, etc] ditched me because they just listen to Steve too much...they do whatever he tells them to do.

Hey, Beaver; I'll do you one better...

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What a pathetic piece of total shit. I would be hard-pressed to find an individual who was the poster-child for a diaper product if I spent the remainder of my life searching for one. There really aren't words for such idiocy and immaturity; but I'll try anyway.

You have maybe two or three people you consider friends who don't rag on you for being a total bitchy pussy. You are a constant target of ridicule and the subject of several running jokes, none of them flattering at all. You would rather focus and obsess about ME than enjoy a naked, writhing female dancing in front of you at your own fucking bachelor party, which, by the way, nobody enjoyed except for YOU. You lost all of your friends because...well, shit, that's one for Unsolved Mysteries there, because no one can figure out why you turned into such an unbelievable and overwhelming DICK. You drive a truck and peddle paper for a living, and yet you consider yourself to be above all others in stature. The world is laughing at you. You are a laughing stock to your former friends, most of your CURRENT friends - few of them that there are - at your work, and it's a safe bet people chuckle at you while you wander in public, too.

Hehe. This blog was fun! BTW, click on the title of this blog for a site that fits E-Rich High-Pitch to a "T"...


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