...say what?!...

"About a month and a half ago, Quill got a job in his field. I took this as a sign of hope, thinking maybe that meant something good would happen to me in the near future. I am working with a headhunter named Chris Spear. I told him how my friend had gotten a job in his field, and he asked me what my friend's field was. I told him construction management, and he scoffed at that. He said that construction companies normally layoff in the winter, and that my friend was more than likely going to be doing manual labor all day, until the winter when he got laid off."

What? What?!

@Chris "Paint-Chip Eater" Spear: Listen here, you fucking douche-bag...First of all, you obviously have NO IDEA what construction management even IS. I don't "do" manual labor out in the field; I'm an assistant estimator, which means I'm training in that aspect of putting together bids and figuring costs of jobs, so that we can get awarded work.

Second, the company I'm working for, Kozeny-Wagner, is expanding, thank you very much; they've hired about three people since I started working, and they are seeking more people presently. They spent time and money starting up my health-insurance, and they have NO PLANS to "fire me during the slow period".

Third, you're probably THE worst job-placement individual on the face of the earth, and that includes all the mentally retarded, short-bussy people that clean trays at McDonalds. "Don't put your resume on monster or careerbuilder. Get a job at pizza hut. Duh, duh, gurfle!" What the fuck happened that you ended up in this field?! You're horrible at it!!!!! Well, guess what? You're fucking fired, you fucking idiot. From now on, if Dan needs any advice on job hunting, he can come to the people - like me, Heather, and his other friends; and someone who's GOOD at his job - who have something useful and helpful to say.

@Beaver: I'm not going to get laid off two months after being hired, dude. This guy has no fucking idea what he's doing, and you need to drop him. Now.