...something funny...

Beaver recently had a dream that he revealed on his blog (god, that DOES sound like a troll word, doesn't it?!):

"I had a weird dream last night that I am in the bathroom taking a shit. My stall is locked, but the door is clear, and I can see right thru it. Suddenly, 7 female strippers come into the bathroom and start stripping. They are telling me how horny they are and how much they want me. They say Im the only person who can please them. So everytime I try to get up, I have to sit back on the toilet again because another "burst of shits" starts spilling out of my ass. So I take that shit, try to get back up, and I have to shit again. This happens a whole bunch of times, all the while the girls are enticing me to get off the toilet and get on heir naked bodies. But I cant get up cause everytime I do I have to shit. Finally the dream ends, and another opportunity is wasted. I cant even score in my dreams, fucking pathetic."

For whatever reason, this is fucking hilarious to me. I have been laughing over this all day long. Seriously. Maybe it's because I have a vivid imagination, and I can just picture his Beaver face in a mixture of complete desperation from not being able to go for it, pain from the burning shits, and anger over the whole situation. That, and his ending line. LMAO!!

Or maybe I'm just a sick asshole who, because of growing up around Three Stooges, finds the misery of others humorous. Still...LMAO!!