...on a stupid player fuck, Stern, and the weather...

It has recently come to my attention about a dispute going on behind the scenes of the Council Chambers. If you didn’t know already, Jae Winkleman has joined, under the moniker of “Dante Claracuzio.” Well, in typical Jae fashion, he went and cheated on his girlfriend, Francesca. (Who didn’t expect THAT?) Apparently, someone on the Council found out, and ratted him out to Francesca about it. It’s about fucking time. I know this isn’t exactly something I should be concerned with, but I wanted to post about it anyway, simply because at least my blog will state in black and white what everyone knows already: that Jae is a player-cheating-asshole. If I could start a national website that would greatly reduce Jae’s chances to play other women, I would do it in a heartbeat. Seriously, what’s this guy’s problem? Why does he HAVE to be an asshole like that?

@Jae (Dante Claracuzio): You should learn to be a good person, instead of a player/cheater. (As if you really care about the feelings of others, right?)

Howard Stern is moving to Sirius radio, which is a pay satellite radio station. Basically, it will be Howard uncensored and unrestrained by the FCC. I think that will definitely be worth the money. It’s only about 12 bucks a month. And it wouldn’t be happening until 2006 anyway. Speaking of Howard, today he was bashing his limo driver, Ronnie the Limo Driver. Apparently, this guy sold the limo, and Howard was riding around with him in a truck for a few days. Now, there’s this HUGE, unwieldy truck-limo that Ronnie got, and Howard hates it. Howard and the others were making fun of him all morning, and not letting it drop, and he was getting SO pissed off about it. That’s hilarious! Another case of the torment of others making me laugh…

It’s raining outside today. Rain always puts me in an odd mood. I both love and slightly dislike rainy days. I love them because for some reason, I love storms and just the whole idea of watching the rain. It most likely has to do with the fact that my dad and me would watch it storm from the living room when I was younger. I also dislike storms because they ARE kind of depressing in a sense, and they limit the things you can do (driving around, going outside, etc.).

I’m STILL laughing about Beaver’s dream.

Quote of the Blog: “Everything comes to he who hustles while he waits.” – Thomas A. Edison

Quilled Tunes: “Rectifier” – Ra

Joke(s) of the Blog:

Descartes is sitting in a bar, having a drink. The bartender asks him if he would like another. "I think not," he says and vanishes in a puff of logic.

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What's the difference between a philosopher and an engineer?
About 50,000 a year.

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The local game warden in a small town in Oregon had arrested a man for killing and eating an Egret. The man went before a judge to plead his case. After pleading guilty, but with an explanation, the judge asked him why he did it.
"I was just trying to feed my hungry family," he told the judge, "and I've never done anything like that before."
The judge, being a family man himself, had a soft heart and agreed to let the man go free, since he was only trying to feed his starving family and it was his first and only offense.
"Before you go, though, I want to ask you a question," the judge quipped, "What does Egret taste like?"
"Well your Honor," the man told him, "It’s not as tender as Spotted Owl but it’s better than Bald Eagle!"