Line up to the rumor-trough, all you gossip-hungry people...

This is OLD news by now, but yes, Dave porked (as in fucked, boned, boinked, sex) Nix's sister. It is true what that little birdie is saying, if he's been chirping in your ears. No, we will not be changing the opening scene of Meatloaf.

A formal letter was sent to Terry "Hulk Hogan" Bolea with the following content:

"I'm coming for you LATER, Hulk Hogan!!!!! - Love & Kisses, Dave"

Pool was great fun last night, as was the guitar hero and bullshitting afterwards at Scott's. At the pool hall it was myself, Andy, Dave, and Scott. At Scott's it was him, me, and Dave.

BTW, that's not meant to make Robi or Dave look bad; kudos to them for having a good time and sharing a moment like that. Ow, ow, stop!...