NEVER QUESTION A DRUNK
A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected
a half-gallon of 2% milk,
a carton of eggs,
a quart of orange juice,
a head of romaine lettuce,
a 2 lb. can of coffee,
and a 1 lb. package of bacon.
As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a
Drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of
the cashier.
While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly stated,
"You must be single."
The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was intrigued
by the
derelict's intuition, since she was indeed single.
She looked at her six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly
unusual
about her selections that could have tipped off the drunk to her marital
status.
Curiosity getting the better of her, she said "Well, you know what,
you're absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know that?"
The drunk replied, " 'Cause you're ugly."
2 Comments:
Steve-
That's like, the world's greatest joke. I've heard it before in modified versions, like the checker at the checkout lane says it to her. Never heard it with the drunk. I've also heard it with a little kid.
I love that joke.
oh! and the food was different too -- it was like "an orange, one totino's party pizza, a can of soup, a 20 oz soda, etc."
i love how the same joke can be told in so many different ways.
Okay, I'm done now.
HIZZ
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